"I Don’t Jam. Give Me Crimps or Give Me Nothing" Tee An ode to Veronica Fairhead’s bouldering guide writer who is well know for her unapologetic love for crimps and her well-documented battle with hand jamming which has led to her proud anti-jamming stance. This tee is for climbers who prefer precision over pain, finesse over wrestling, and edges over agony.
If you don’t jam, can’t jam, won’t jam then wear this tee with pride and let the world know: crimps are king, and in bouldering jams are for someone else’s problem!
 
Wear the journey. Own the climb.